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Penis Simulator

Secret Game Team · 2026-05-15

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In this brief, absurd single-player simulation, you defend a toilet using dongercopter spins and precision stream physics.

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Poop Killer - Flush or Die
A ~1-hour comedic horror adventure about a clogged toilet ruining a quiet night, featuring a lo-fi aesthetic and bizarre plot twists.
2025-03-12
- Action
- Adventure

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A roughly 20-minute comedic race to the bathroom, blending speedrun timing and quick-time events with absurdist cosmic-horror humor.

2024-02-01