Behold the Kickmen

Size Five Games · 2017-07-20

Size Five Games · 2017Loading price…

A jokey, single-player football game where you grind a spreadsheet-like career ladder; short, arcade-y, and rough around the edges.

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Release: 2017-07-20
Publisher: Size Five Games
Studio: Size Five Games

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